How could she? I reached another millstone in my life and SHE forgot! I am now SEVEN years old and SHE couldn't even be bothered. It was a WHOLE month ago on the 1st of May. A WHOLE MONTH!!! Just because SHE is too old to have birthdays. Just because they've run out of numbers to count her birthdays. Just because ....... it doesn't mean that the rest of us don't want to remember and mark millstone occasions with a shrimp patty or two!!
Don't play with my heart, lady!
millstone - an onerous and inescapable responsibility which is conveniently forgotten by the human and which is likely to hang round their neck forever